I'm a musician and teacher with a day job (I like money). I spent 7 years in college and managed to escape with a Master's degree, which I have never used since except to make people do that scrunchy thing with their eyebrows.
I'm 5'10", 150 lbs., dark brown hair, hazel eyes, wear glasses and have been (un)favorably compared to Robin Gibb, Jim Carrey and Jude Law at various times. No kidding. Yeah, I don't see it either, but whatever.